1. You make it round to my house. I have every hot beverage in the known world on offer. What do you choose?
I'll have to be 'that guy' and say 'coffee - I live on that stuff.' I drink copious amounts of tea when I'm fishing, but day to day, I'm afraid to say, I rely on an unhealthy amount of bean-juice!
2. I’ve been made the Emperor of the world. The first thing I do is ban cricket. How do you feel about this?
Honestly, I'm not a big fan of the sport, although it tickled me to hear one of my friends repeat an absolutely cracking piece of Aussie cricket commentary: "That one's got an air hostess on it!"
3. You’re offered the perfect job but there’s a big catch – for instance, I’d like to star in a Hollywood film but I’d have to do plenty of underwater shots. What’s the job and what’s the catch?
4. The person you hate the most is living in an area that’s about to be affected by nuclear fallout. Do you phone to warn them?
I don't think I know anyone that I hate that much to knowingly leave them to die. Saying that, people who stop at seemingly random intervals on a busy pavement are asking to be left behind..
5. With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately you’ve been born with mediocre superpowers. Who are you?
6. It’s celebrity party time. On the guest list are Jedward, the Cheeky Girls and the Chuckle brothers. Who do you invite to be your pseudo-sibling?
7. An invitation comes through from NASA; you’ve got the chance to be the first person on Mars. Would you take a year away from everyone and everything to oblige?
8. There’s no appealing, you have to do a reality TV show. Which one would you do?
9. You’re given the chance of a perfect Sunday. Bearing in mind cricket is banned, what do you do?
10. In my house it’s Christmas every week. You’re given a book, a film and an album. What are they?
A little self indulgent but we'll allow it - Ed.