Katherine Trill

Katherine Trill is a self-confessed human and a therapeutic parent who owns books, as well as being a secret promoter on the side.

Find her on Twitter - @KittyTrill

1. You make it round to my house. I have every hot beverage in the known world on offer. What do you choose?

Tea. Made in a pot using a strong tea leaf like Nilgiri then served with lots of milk and a pinch of sugar.

2. I’ve been made the Emperor of the world. The first thing I do is ban cricket. How do you feel about this?

Personally Meh, but I know people for whom this would be dreadful and I would side with them in any protest.

3. You’re offered the perfect job but there’s a big catch – for instance, I’d like to star in a Hollywood film but I’d have to do plenty of underwater shots. What’s the job and what’s the catch?

Reading assistant in a primary school but if any one throws up I have to clean it up. Shudder.

4. The person you hate the most is living in an area that’s about to be affected by nuclear fallout. Do you phone to warn them?

Yes. If we want to change the actions of others to be better people, we must lead by example.

5. With great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately you’ve been born with mediocre superpowers. Who are you?

The Catalogue Queen. I can sort out any files in a whizz.
Actually I could probably make a fortune from that so not that mediocre for me personally.

6. It’s celebrity party time. On the guest list are Jedward, the Cheeky Girls and the Chuckle brothers. Who do you invite to be your pseudo-sibling?

Ewan MacGregor. The guy has done so much with his life that he would be a delight to talk with. And he could find a way to make time with that group enjoyable.

7. An invitation comes through from NASA; you’ve got the chance to be the first person on Mars. Would you take a year away from everyone and everything to oblige?

Nope. I am the most risk average person I know.

8. There’s no appealing, you have to do a reality TV show. Which one would you do?

Strictly come dancing cos it would encourage me to get in shape and I would love to learn some dance moves. Boring answer I know.

9. You’re given the chance of a perfect Sunday. Bearing in mind cricket is banned, what do you do?

Go to a spa. Have a full body deep tissue massage. Then a hot salt bath while watching boxsets.

10. In my house it’s Christmas every week. You’re given a book, a film and an album. What are they?

I have about 100 books already I haven't read yet but having really enjoyed the first Raymond Chandler book it would be one from his series.
I would like to see August Ossage county if I've spelled that right. All star cast so it looks good.
I'm a secret dance music fan and I don't yet own any Sia albums so whichever is her latest.